Pork Chop Platoon Crest Sticker - 3.47” x 4”

Product Info

The Pork Chop Platoon PB Brownie sticker is a badge of honor for anyone grinding hard and snacking harder. Built like a unit patch and styled with rugged, military-inspired design language, this die-cut vinyl sticker features a layered peanut butter brownie dripping in chocolate, wrapped in a measuring tape—because discipline and indulgence don’t have to be enemies.

This sticker isn’t just decoration. It’s a reminder that effort earns reward, balance is deliberate, and the tape doesn’t define you.

Details

• Premium die-cut vinyl sticker

• Waterproof & weather-resistant

• UV-resistant (fade-resistant)

• Smooth, durable finish

• Strong permanent adhesive

• Indoor / outdoor rated

Sizes

• Approx. 3.55” x 4”

Built For

• Laptops & tablets

• Water bottles & tumblers

• Coolers & Pelican cases

• Tool boxes & gym lockers

• Anywhere the grind shows

Application Tips

• Apply to clean, dry, smooth surfaces

• Press firmly from center outward

• Not recommended for textured or powder-coated surfaces

Good To Know

• Colors may vary slightly by screen

• Stickers are final sale unless damaged in transit

Due to the nature of our products, all sticker sales are final.

That said—if your order arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, we’ll make it right.

Damaged or Incorrect Items

If you receive an item that is damaged in transit or not what you ordered, please contact us within 7 days of delivery with:

• Your order number

• A brief description of the issue

• A clear photo of the item and packaging

Once reviewed, we’ll issue a replacement or refund at our discretion.

Non-Returnable Items

• Stickers (unless damaged or incorrect)

• Items showing signs of use or application

• Orders with buyer’s remorse or sizing preference changes

Shipping Issues

We are not responsible for delays caused by carriers, incorrect addresses provided at checkout, or packages marked as delivered by the carrier.

Questions?

Reach out to pie.coonbakery@gmail.com and we’ll help you sort it out.

Shipping Policy

We aim to ship orders quickly and accurately so your gear arrives ready for duty.

Processing Time

All orders are processed within 1–3 business days (excluding weekends and holidays).

Orders placed after business hours will begin processing the next business day.

You’ll receive a confirmation email with tracking information once your order ships.

Shipping Methods

We ship via USPS or other reputable carriers, depending on package size and destination.

Estimated delivery times are provided at checkout but are not guaranteed and may vary due to carrier delays, weather, or peak shipping periods.

Shipping Rates

Shipping costs are calculated at checkout based on:

• Order weight

• Destination

• Selected shipping method

Domestic Shipping

We currently ship within the United States.

Incorrect Addresses

Please double-check your shipping address before completing checkout.

We are not responsible for orders delayed or lost due to incorrect or incomplete addresses provided by the customer.

Lost or Delayed Packages

If your package is marked as delivered but cannot be located, please contact the carrier first.

If you need assistance, reach out to us and we’ll do our best to help—but we cannot guarantee replacements for packages marked as delivered.

Questions?

For shipping questions or concerns, contact us at pie.coonbakery@gmail.com